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Now that Osama Bin Laden is dead, can we fire the TSA and bring back freedom in America?

Now that Osama Bin Laden is dead, can we fire the TSA and bring back freedom in America?

2011-05-04
Source: Natural News


.(NaturalNews) Bin Laden is dead, we've been told. What a relief! According to the official White House explanation of events, it was Bin Laden who masterminded the 9/11 airplane hijackings and commanded his minions to fly them into the World Trade Center buildings. Therefore, we were told, we needed to bring in a whole new layer of airport security across America to keep us all safe from the evil mind of Bin Laden. This, of course, gave rise to the TSA.

Now over 60,000 agents strong, the TSA is the agency that feels our junk while ordering us to throw away our bottled water. They're the ones that march us through those naked body scanners or order us to spread our legs while they feel our private parts with the backs of their hands. We're all repeatedly being backhanded by our own government agents, in other words.

TSA agents, of course, had Bin Laden to thank for their job security. As long as we were told that Bin Laden was hiding out in a cave somewhere -- connected to a dialysis machine, no less -- we were promised air travel was dangerous and we all needed to submit to TSA treatments that would normally be considered a kind of sexual molestation if not carried out by a federal agent. (Molesting a six-year-old child is a crime if your neighbor does it, but when a TSA agent does it right on camera, Napolitano calls it "professional.")

So now a celebration is in order, right? Bin Laden is dead! Hoorah! The threatto our air safety is over! The entire TSA can pack up and go back to working at Wal-Mart, where the government found them in the first place.....







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