The Meatzza

Near the end of a particularly large pizza, you might be tempted to focus purely on picking off the remaining slices of meat, rather than messing with any more of that dough stuff. What the meatzza does it imagine a world where meat is the only ingredient and you'd literally be forced to eat every last bite. It contains roast beef, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, pepperoni and (cheat) cheese.

The Conizza

Ever just hate how awkward pizza is to eat? Ever wish it was, well, more cone-shaped? Despite most people answering no to both of those questions, someone still thought it was wise to create the Conizza. Literally a pizza in a cone, it's an admirably pointless idea. Here's a confusingly over-enthused ad which bizarrely recommends dancing with a Conizza in your hand. Couldn't do that with a pizza, eh?

The Meta Pizza

Pretty much the Scream 4 of pizzas, this one is the ultimate post-modern cheese-covered in-joke. You see, it's all your favourite pizzas inside another pizza. It's a pizza that's referencing pizza. Who knew pizzas had such a fantastic sense of humour?

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